“Baka! Izaki Makoto really let me down!”

“He ruined us!”

“If it were me I definitely would not have minded. So what if she is ugly? As long as Sakura Country can rise, I would do whatever it takes!”

“Exactly, as long as there is love, even a monster is fine!”

“Save it. A disaster is about to break out, what do we do now!”

All of Sakura Country fell into chaos in an instant.

Three minutes passed quickly.

Under the world’s gaze, a line of text appeared on the livestream screen:

[Disaster drawn successfully!]

[Disaster description: This disaster will randomly select 400,000 Sakura Country people within Sakura Country’s borders and implant ‘Iron Thread Worm of the Core’ in their bodies. These people will develop an overwhelming desire to drink nuclear wastewater and will keep drinking until they burst!]

[Note: After these people die they will become ‘living dead’ and start biting Sakura Country people. Those bitten will become infected with the ‘Iron Thread Worm of the Core’!]

Boom!

After reading the text, all the little Sakura Country citizens turned deathly pale.

Iron Thread Worm of the Core? Nuclear wastewater? Living dead?

What kind of biohazard is this!

“What do we do! Can we surgically remove these worms?”

“Mom! I do not want to die!”

“Damn! I just joined Sakura Country’s nationality, that should not count me as Sakura Country people… right? Water… I want nuclear wastewater!”

“Hurry and contact the hospitals, do not panic… uh… s-suddenly so thirsty, where is nuclear wastewater?”

“Ahhh! My brain is trembling, I am dying of thirst!”

As the disaster descended, Sakura Country was thrown into utter turmoil.

Those parasitized by the ‘Iron Thread Worm of the Core’ rushed toward nuclear wastewater by instinct.

Then as if possessed, they bared their faces in ferocity and chugged mouthful after mouthful.

Very soon.

Their bellies swelled like basketballs, but their muscles withered. Their whole bodies twisted into something strange, shifting toward monstrosity.

Sakura Country’s authorities immediately deployed the Self-Defense Force to begin clearing the infected.

But…

There were simply too many.

And they soon turned into zombie-like beings and began attacking the people around them.

Although the disaster had only just begun, the whole of Sakura Country felt on the verge of collapse.

Even if they managed to contain it.

Their national strength would still suffer a heavy blow.

* * *

On the Kyushu forums at that moment.

“Too terrifying!”

“Dying of laughter, there was even a guy who had just joined Sakura Country nationality that got selected on-screen.”

“I am scared too, but I do not know why, seeing the 400,000 figure and nuclear wastewater suddenly makes me feel weirdly satisfied!”

“You reap what you sow!”

“By the way, where are those mongrels who said they regretted not running earlier?”

“Hiding like turtles of course, would they dare show up now?”

“So disgusting, like parasites!”

* * *

At the same time.

After seeing Sakura Country’s tragedy.

As one of the only three to start with a marriage room, America’s officials and citizens were panicking hard.

They were praying non-stop that their player would not open the pink door.

But things went against their wishes.

America’s player was a black guy. [Warning: Heavy racism in upcoming text.]

And everyone knows, his brain was in his lower half.

At first he was still a bit confused.

But after he understood the panel’s hints, he could not wait.

“Wuhu!”

He cheered, lifted a hand to tidy his dreadlocks and said smugly, “Folks in the real world, you can see me now, right? I did not expect to become America’s savior! Do not worry, I will soon get the beauty behind the door pregnant!”

With that, he tugged his crotch proudly to show off his racial talent.

Seeing this.

America’s citizens panicked.

“My God, why let a black guy decide America’s fate?”

“These damned fools who only think with their lower bodies should have stayed on the farm growing corn!”

“Lincoln ruined America!”

“It is over!”

“I do not want to die!”

The black guy of course could not hear those voices.

He licked his lips and opened the pink door without hesitation.

Then—What appeared before him.

Was not an exotic beauty with fair skin and long legs.

But a four-meter-tall, black-furred, vicious-looking… gorilla!

???

His face went blank.

* * *

In the end.

He broke his word.

He did not want to have relations with a giant gorilla.

So he was pounded into paste.

Correspondingly.

America broke out three minutes later with a disaster called ‘Rise of the Planet of the Apes’!

All gorillas within America instantly turned into ‘King Kong’-like giant monsters.

They targeted America people specifically and loved destroying landmarks.

For example, the Statue of Liberty, one of the best known, was smashed to pieces by a few giant apes within minutes of the outbreak.

But America is after all the strongest country for now.

They quickly deployed secret new-model tanks and aircraft and began carpet-bombing the apes.

Countless America people died in the crossfire. The black guys took the chance to riot and go wild with zero-dollar shopping.

Even though America soon brought things under control.

In several major cities more than half the districts still turned to ruins.

The death toll reached into the millions.

It is worth noting that fewer than a hundred thousand actually died at the apes’ hands. The rest either got blown up by missiles or died in the riots.

“So this is America, the lighthouse of democracy? Love it!”

“Seeing Sakura Country and America’s misfortune, I feel unbelievably relieved now…”

“Indeed, Brother Ning Yi is unbeatable!”

“Do not call him Brother Ning Yi, call him God Ning!”

“I’m speechless. The apes were less destructive than the black guys. They were having the time of their lives.”

“Hilarious, I never thought I would see real-life GTA!”

“To be fair, compared to Sakura Country, America’s military is strong and many missiles and planes were not publicly known before.”

“But they are heavily wounded too, especially New Yawk. Almost half the skyscrapers collapsed.”

“Twitter exploded. Everyone is denouncing the black guys and the America authorities.”

“What a show.”

Some Sakura Country and America citizens who know Chinese were furious about this.

“Evil Kyushu people!”

“As expected, Kyushu people are Satan’s spawn!”

“No sympathy at all, we should be helping each other now, not mocking!”

The Kyushu citizens were not cowed, firing back.

“Do not think I do not go on foreign sites. I have not seen many black or white folks friendly to Kyushu.”

“Sakura Country is even funnier. You falsify history so hard you believe it yourselves. I will never pity you!”

“Right, this is paying the debt of fallen heroes!”

“I want to ask the noble Westerners, are you still doing PC (politically correct) now? What do you think of the black guys?”

“Do not be silly. America is a democracy. Zero-dollar shopping is freedom. I think it is great, a beautiful scenery line!”

“Dying of laughter!”

“Every one of you is a talent!”

Both sides started a war online.

For now the Kyushu citizens were dominating.

First, because most Sakura Country and America people had no time to be online.

Second, because the fake Western-worshippers inside Kyushu were smart enough not to show up.